Corporate flunkies speak in tongues
By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com
What’s the difference between vision and mission, and does anybody even care?
I’m all for getting everybody pointing in the right direction, but why do companies always seem to think that a bunch of fancy buzzwords etched into read more...
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Politician uncovers peace plot
By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com
Theres a heinous plot afoot that could rip away the very foundation upon which this great country was founded.
House Majority Whip Rep. Roy Blunt (R-Mo.) has exposed a secret cell of peacemakers determined to change the American way of life. read more...
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Singing the Botox blues
By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com
My hairdresser got breast implants and I’ve got the gray hair to show for it.
Actually, it wasn’t her new D cups that left me looking like the Wicked Witch of the West. It was having the fat sucked out of her kneecaps that turned me gray. read more...
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Words matter more than you think
By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Whoever said that probably never had a parent call them stupid.
They probably also never knew the pain of having their boss publicly denounce them as a “no-talent moron,” or their spouse read more...
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Nurturing 2.0: Launching Ladies to the Top
By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com
Is it better to give than to receive?
When it comes to gifts and charity, it feels great to put others first. But in the dog-eat-dog world of business, most people believe, if you want to get read more...
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It Came Upon a Midnight Buffet Table
By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com
Let the gluttony begin.
’Tis the season of sin. Other families may engage in meaningful religious rituals, but my family is whooping it up at the church of the holy drumstick.
Why settle for a single sip of wine and tasteless wafers when you can read more...
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Holiday Hints for a Happy Wife
By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com
A chubby guy sops up his bloody read more...
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Forget Perfect Holidays
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Libido Thieves Ransack Suburbs
By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com
I’ve lost my libido and I’m not quite sure where I left it.
I had it during high school. I didn’t always know what read more...
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Tiara untarnished thanks to Trump
By Lisa Earle McLeod www.forgetperfect.com
Do flat abs and sparkly teeth make you a role model?
Isn’t it a bit bizarre that we judge bikini-clad beauty contestants on their moral values?
And that Donald Trump, a man who trades in his wife every 10 years, gets to make the final call on whether read more...
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